Time to look at middle-aged German men with dildos.
ADIOS. ]]
WHY DO YOU GET COOL WEATHER AND NJ JUST HAS CANADACalifornia can’t be tamed
mia i googled “new jersey haha” in hopes of finding something like that but i found this instead

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bloggingbeilschmidt started following you
Oh, hey. It’s the basement dwelling one. ‘Sup.
And it’s the- uhhh……. Something something one.
S’up….?
/Stares. I’m one of Alfred’s kids. One of his most popular kids, at that. Got any idea which state yet?
Hey, hey now. Don’t get defensive. It’s not like I’m supposed to remember everybody.
Well, whatever, whatever. Fine. I’m Alli. New Jersey. Isn’t your name Gerard or Gerald or something?
…. You know, I’m not surprised you’re America’s kid.
Why is that?
myawesomenessexceeds started following you
Oh shit, there’s two of ‘em. Thanks for the follow, anyways.
…Just wait until the rest follow you.
Oh, I can hardly even wait.
myawesomenessexceeds started following you
Oh shit, there’s two of ‘em. Thanks for the follow, anyways.
bloggingbeilschmidt started following you
Oh, hey. It’s the basement dwelling one. ‘Sup.
And it’s the- uhhh……. Something something one.
S’up….?
/Stares. I’m one of Alfred’s kids. One of his most popular kids, at that. Got any idea which state yet?
Hey, hey now. Don’t get defensive. It’s not like I’m supposed to remember everybody.
Well, whatever, whatever. Fine. I’m Alli. New Jersey. Isn’t your name Gerard or Gerald or something?
bloggingbeilschmidt started following you
Oh, hey. It’s the basement dwelling one. ‘Sup.
And it’s the- uhhh……. Something something one.
S’up….?
/Stares. I’m one of Alfred’s kids. One of his most popular kids, at that. Got any idea which state yet?
Fuck, my head hurts. Way to start the morning.. But, anyways, g’morning, everyone. /Sleepy face
Do you have a hangover? Go back to sleep.
Uh… Maybe. Kind of. Yes. But I’m totally fine. And no; don’t tell me…
If I let you go on as you are now, you will follow me and be all cranky. At least normal annoying you does not try to rip off my head.
I am not cranky. I’m just as I would be any other time of the day, pretty much. Just more tired, but that’s it.
bloggingbeilschmidt started following you
Oh, hey. It’s the basement dwelling one. ‘Sup.
Fuck, my head hurts. Way to start the morning.. But, anyways, g’morning, everyone. /Sleepy face
Do you have a hangover? Go back to sleep.
Uh… Maybe. Kind of. Yes. But I’m totally fine. And no; don’t tell me what to do.
If you want to deal with it for longer then you have to, then go right on ahead and stay awake. But if you make some toast or something light and then go back to sleep, you shall feel better soon.
Since when do you care about my health all of a sudden?